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period thoughts
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
PLEASE
THAT IS ONE ATTRACTIVE SATAN !??
Yeah, he’s got some devilish good looks.
You could almost say he’s…
hot.
mel yOU DID THE THING! Thank you! ❤ This is now canon. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ I only fall for rebels anyway. ❤
Angelarium by Peter Mohrbacher
The five types of canon.
Canon: What actually happened.
Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.
Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.
Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.
Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.
WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS
A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS
SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS
SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS
SAVE THE FUCKING FROGS PLEASE
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Yup!
Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.
sorry this is so much better than the dog one
So I just need to get this off my chest:
For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.
Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.
David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.
Disney rant - over.
Reminder that David:
-has no curse to break -does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife -has no financial/social gain from being with Nani -is told ¼ of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.
David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too fucking awesome for that title.
AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY.
A PROPER HUMAN BEING.
Well, I’m not quite satisfied with how Stormfly turned out, but then again, this is the very first time I’ve drawn that dragon. :)
Just a funny idea I had for the Hiccstrid fandom, of which I love so much X3
kags